"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
10/23/2017 at 09:08 • Filed to: Land Rover, Series
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"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
10/23/2017 at 09:08 • Filed to: Land Rover, Series | 5
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That my wife would slowly and painfully kill me if I showed up at the house with. Also it’s a fucking Series!
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Me. Gusta...
adamftw
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/23/2017 at 09:10 |
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Woof thats in nice shape. Good deal, but too rich for my blood.
PartyPooper2012
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/23/2017 at 09:11 |
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Why do they hate our passions so much? Why? My wife will undoubtedly kill me if I bring home another thing with a motor and a license plate.
It doesn’t even matter what it is anymore. Could be Duesenberg or a AMC Pacer. Insta-dead
pip bip - choose Corrour
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/23/2017 at 09:14 |
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gib!
shop-teacher
> PartyPooper2012
10/23/2017 at 09:19 |
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Think of a wife as a one-person HOA, with MUCH more power. To them it’s all just an ugly eyesore. I think my wife would be fine if I brought home something genuinely attractive, but I don’t have that kind of budget to work with, so she’s going to have to deal with my beaters for a while.
Tripper
> PartyPooper2012
10/23/2017 at 09:21 |
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My wife supports my passion as we’re 5 vehicles deep with a one lane driveway and no garage. My biggest problem with a 67 land rover would be that I would bring it home and she’d be like. “Cool, but that one is mine.”
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PartyPooper2012
> shop-teacher
10/23/2017 at 09:24 |
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Sigh. I brought home a C5 corvette. It’s fiberglass. Not a spot of rust... visible. Still I get grief.
Why do we need it?
I don’t like it being so low.
Why is it so loud?
Why are you always tinkering with it and not paying attention to anything else?
And to some degree I can see where she’s coming from. What she doesn’t realize is there is a day coming when I will own like bazillion Buick Park Avenues, Roadmasters and Ultras. There will be buicks as far as the eye can see and there won’t be anything she can do about it.
The more she nags me, the sooner that day will come
boredalways
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/23/2017 at 09:25 |
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PartyPooper2012
> Tripper
10/23/2017 at 09:25 |
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I’ll give you a C5 corvette and a dollar if we could trade wives....
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shop-teacher
> PartyPooper2012
10/23/2017 at 09:37 |
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A Roadmaster wagon just popped up on Facebook for $550. It’s rough, but runs and drives and has a title. I’m having a really hard time not buying the thing first and asking for forgiveness later.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/23/2017 at 09:40 |
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Choice. But back on your topic, how in the fuck does he get the color (Poppy Red) correct and still call it a Defender... unless he’s trying to rope-a-dope people looking for a Defender into buying that instead. I know Rover sort of retroactively renamed the whole line Defender, but that remains Made Of Stupid.
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PartyPooper2012
> shop-teacher
10/23/2017 at 09:41 |
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I have an idea. You buy it. Park at at my house. Leave the title and keys... you know... if I need to move it or prove its not stolen. And you wife never finds out. Win Win all around
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shop-teacher
> PartyPooper2012
10/23/2017 at 09:43 |
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Brilliant! I’ll be right over!
I’ll take the Corvette with me, since your wife doesn’t like it anyways.
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Tripper
> PartyPooper2012
10/23/2017 at 09:45 |
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Hah nah, shes mine forever! She’s not super into cars, but she does appreciate them. She’s got a soft spot for original coopers and anything boxy and offroady.
My mom has got a C5 with a full exhaust (including headers) and it is silly loud. They’re super fun cars.
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PartyPooper2012
> Tripper
10/23/2017 at 09:47 |
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You’re one lucky someofbitch!
I have a plan. If I buy one of each car, eventually, she will like one and that’s the one we’ll keep. Everyone likes at least one car out there.
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PartyPooper2012
> shop-teacher
10/23/2017 at 09:53 |
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It’s in the shop. I am not sure when it’s coming out... but I’ll ship it to you as soon as it does.
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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/23/2017 at 09:55 |
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My guess is rope-a-dope, but seriously. WANT, would be immensely useful for house renovations and my 5 door restoration project.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/23/2017 at 09:59 |
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shop-teacher
> PartyPooper2012
10/23/2017 at 10:24 |
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That’ll work!
BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/23/2017 at 10:27 |
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It’s easier to ask forgiveness conduct a post-mortem than permission...